Pinning
the tail on which donkey?
by
David Grand
August 14, 2003
Jumping
Jehoshaphat!! I haven't seen the Democratic party is such
a state of disarray since George McGovern took the party right
over the cliff in 1972, failing to carry even his home state,
which embarrassment Al Gore shared in 2000. Moral: A "gimmie"
is only on the links.
And when
looking at the current crop of democratic candidates, who
remind me of people you see in ticket lines trying to get
tickets for sold-out football games, I fear that history may
well be repeated.
Without wanting to appear too critical of the current lineup,
I would characterize each of them as follows:
-
Joe
Lieberman. The odds-on favorite going into the race, a proven
campaigner, and the only one of the candidates who supported
the war with Iraq from the get-go. However, in his public
appearances he comes across like someone who'd been long
buried and then dug up again, and who faces an uphill battle
in convincing democrats that he can raise the party, like
the phoenix, from the ashes.
-
Howard
Dean. The phenom of the race, who ignited a wildfire in
the democratic establishment by his ability to raise funds
far in excess of his opponents, and who describes himself
as "the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party."
(That's a line he borrowed from the late Senator Paul Wellstone
of Minnesota.) And if he wins the nomination, it could,
as Lieberman said, "consign the party to to the political
wilderness for a long time to come." In TV interviews,
he looks as wholesome, stiff and unshakable as a bowl of
tapioca- a pudding I recall spitting out as a kid.
-
John
Kerry. A genuine war hero and the first choice of the Democratic
Leaders' Council (DLC), whose been pushed off center stage
by Dean's surge in popularity, thereby jeopardizing the
Senator's chances in his must-win state of New Hampshire,
which could herald his downfall. To me, he resembles Lincoln,
sans a beard, and his voice isn't squeaky like "Old
Abe's."
-
Bob
Graham. With Dean swiping his main issue, his opposition
to the war, he's been relegated to the second row; and his
idiotic suggestion that the president should be subject
to impeachment for misleading Americans on the justification
for the war put him in the bleachers. And in the debates,
he looks like a man secretly gnawed at by a scarcely endurable
pain.
-
Dick
Gephardt. If Dean cancels out Kerry, he could become the
party's favorite by default. But if he loses in his backyard
state of Iowa, he might as well resign himself to remaining
the minority leader in the House. I've always thought of
him as being a bundle of contradictions that clash like
cymbals.
-
John
Edwards. He could emerge as the dark horse, if Dean gives
Kerry a whipping up North. In which event, he could paint
himself as the moderate savior of the party in the South.
As a self-proclaimed populist, who looks like he's in the
mid-to-late thirties, he could possibly prevent Bush from
sweeping all of Dixieland. Two moderate southern governors-Carter
and Clinton- did.
-
Among
the other three wannabe nominees- Rep. Dennis Kucinich,
Carrol Moseley Braun and the Rev. Al Sharpton- the Reverend
is the one whose received the most enthusiastic response
from audiences for his "tell like it is" way of
speaking. But he still acts like a New York cab driver with
an opinion about everything, which would turn-off most people,
as would his flattened-down version of Don King's hair.
My advice
to the candidates-which I know they're eager to hear-would
be: quit bashing Bush about the war and concentrate on its
aftermath and the heavy toll it's taking on the lives of our
soldiers and our deficit; push to have the United Nations
play a stronger role in rebuilding Iraq; don't try to match
Bush in the popularity arena, for two-thirds of voters say
they personally like the man; hammer on the woeful condition
of the economy, with 3 million jobs lost in the private-sector
since Bush got his job, and only 39 percent of Americans believing
it's heading in the right direction; and, above all, avoid
taking extreme positions, such as repealing or scaling back
Bush's tax cut.
The bottom
line is, as one political pundit put it, "if the Democratic
Party continues to ignore its electable wing in favor of the
siren voices of the left, then what ought to be a hard slog
for the president in the election could turn into a delightful
romp."
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